Queuing for petrol
‘The getaway driver’s still queuing for petrol!’

‘The getaway driver’s still queuing for petrol!’
‘If Christmas is cancelled, it doesn’t matter if you’re naughty or nice.’
‘Luckily for us there’s no food to cook…’
‘At least the CO2 shortages have taken my mind off the Brexit shortages.’
‘I’m off then — let’s see if I can get some meat today.’
‘We meet again, Mr Bond.’
‘Everything all right without the food, sir?’
‘He looks stunned.’
‘Nigel’s an ego warrior.’
‘Xxxrgl zzargl Emma Raducanu xxygrlx’
‘Finally some good news.’
‘It’s probably TB, but we won’t be sure until six months after we’ve killed you.’
‘Anyone got a better plan for getting through the winter?’
‘Not as much tennis as I’d hoped.’