In – Out

‘Tell me about the old days again, Dad. When we had silicon chips.’
‘What’s our exit strategy?’
‘That’s not a good sign.’
‘You’re no longer useful to us as an idiot.’
‘It’s just not the same abusing the GP online. I need the face-to-face contact’
‘I can’t believe that Dominic Raab has been reprieved.’
‘We’ve turned into a penal colony’,
‘We’ve renamed the women’s rights group.’
‘I’ve been offered £10,000 to change universities or £20,000 to become a lorry driver.’
‘I’m not joining the Garrick Club until they move with the times!’
‘I’ll bet you anything he’s addicted to gambling.’
‘Have you considered becoming a Covid test provider?’
‘Sounds like complete chaos back home.’
‘Our relationship has gone from bad to special’