Cellar flooded!
‘Thank goodness we got everything important out before the cellar flooded!’

‘Thank goodness we got everything important out before the cellar flooded!’
‘Can we stop watching cat videos and do some work, Mum?’
‘I suggest switching to the Bank of Euan Blair’s Mum and Dad.’
‘And this little piggy didn’t go anywhere due to problems with the paperwork.’
‘Showing off your vaccinations is not an acceptable reason to be out.’
‘I was looking forward to Glastonbury.’
‘Apologies for the delay — your newspaper is now only available online, so I took the liberty of printing it out.’
‘Can I join your bubble?’
‘So, this lockdown — what’s it like?’
‘Are we sure this bloke’s legit?’
‘Your dad is pretending to be a visitor.’
‘What are all these dogs doing out during lockdown?’
‘Did I ever tell you of the time I was cast adrift on a sea of paperwork?’
‘The free school meal is so bad my daughter refuses to photograph it.’
‘Well, here I am, Puss, all dressed up and vaccinated with no place to go.’
‘No difference. I’ve always WFH’