No vacancies
More cartoons
Thursday
Feed 5,000
‘I can feed 5,000 so long as they’re from the same household.’
Need to retrain
‘You need to retrain.’
I wish you’d stop moaning
‘I wish you’d stop moaning — I planted another tree, didn’t I?’
Lovely tier
‘We’ll take it — it’s in a lovely tier.’
Thursday
All this will be yours
‘One day, son, all this will be yours.’
You can’t go out
University challenged
Response to everything
‘Does that have to be our response to everything?’
Tipping point
‘We’re at the tipping point.’
Dogs sniff out Covid
Christmas already
‘Ugh, they’ve got Christmas products in the shops already.’
I told you you had more chance
‘I told you you had more chance of being run over by a bus than of catching Covid.’
Must be the butcher’s dog they’re all talking about.
'Must be the butcher’s dog they’re all talking about.'
We’ll always have Disneyland Paris
Thursday
We meet again
‘So, Mr Bond — we meet again.’
You’ll be able to do this from home
‘You’ll be able to do this from home.’
I’ve got a mask
‘Don’t worry, I’ve got a mask.’
Stuff our faces
‘Where are we supposed to go to stuff our faces?’
Critical race theory
‘And do you, Angela, agree to undergo a course of critical race theory...’