Against wearing face masks
‘He’ll be furious when he comes round — he’s very much against wearing a mask.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Be careful of him, he’s got a dark side
‘Be careful of him, he’s got a dark side.’
The fruit shop has closed down, dear
'The fruit shop has closed down, dear.’
St Paul’s Damascene conversion
St Paul’s Damascene conversion (St Paul goes into the attic)
I can’t see this setting on the care label anywhere.
‘I can’t see this setting on the care label anywhere.’
That bloody cat!
'That bloody cat! I swear it’s trying to kill me.'
Thursday
This eternity
‘This eternity has been going on for what seems like a lockdown!’
Covid pumpkin
How long is your circuit breaker?
‘How long is your circuit breaker?’
Not sure what else I’m going to eat
‘I’ve got the hamster for half-term. Not sure what else I’m going to eat…’
Trigger or treat?
‘Trigger or treat?’
Double, double, toil and trouble
‘Double, double, toil and trouble rule of six and support bubble…’
I hope the press get here soon
‘I hope the press get here soon. I can’t keep this up all night.’
Thursday
Clocks go back
‘That’s an extra hour in bed lying awake worrying.’
Top tier
‘It’s the first time he’s been in the top tier for anything.’
