Do we have to play, Dad?
‘Do we have to play, Dad? You know you can never remember the rules.’

‘Do we have to play, Dad? You know you can never remember the rules.’
‘So — let’s talk about your hoarding problem.’
‘It’s not wearing a mask!’
‘Lockdown hasn’t been all bad — it’s made me focus on what I really want out of life.’
‘To be honest, Marjorie — I feel like I’m vegetating.’
Queen Victoria dares the sun to set on her empire
‘The chlorinated chicken sounds good.’
‘There must be one conspiracy theory we can all agree on?’
‘It’s my husband, he’s lost his sense of taste.’
‘Remind me, do you pass the hand sanitiser to the right or the left?’
‘Why are we here?’
‘Relax, there’s bound to be a Yule turn.’
Henry VIII and the matrimonial bed
‘I’m really worried we may be allowed to visit the in-laws.’
‘I said it was time to stop treating the public like children and got sent to the naughty step.’
‘We’re going on somewhere!’