Worshipping from home
‘Giles has been “worshipping from home” for the last three years.’
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Tuesday
It can go from 0
‘It can go from 0 to a stolen phone in under eight seconds.’
Deliveroo
‘Hunt Easter eggs? Can’t we just use Deliveroo?’
Rubbish piles
Easter rat
‘Look, it’s the Easter rat.’
Wednesday
I think I’ll just get a dog.
‘I think I’ll just get a dog.’
Tariffs or chlorinated chicken?
‘What’s harder to swallow – tariffs or chlorinated chicken?’
We’d like to visit America when it’s great again
‘We’d like to visit America when it’s great again.’
Why can’t you be alienated like other boys?
‘Why can’t you be alienated like other boys?’
Binbags
‘The streets are paved with binbags’
Trump’s tariffs
We’ve been hit by a Trump tariff
‘We’ve been hit by a Trump tariff.’
You can’t be everywhere
‘You can’t be everywhere – that’s Lindsay Hoyle’s job.’
Liberation day
I was sent to Hell
‘I was sent to Hell, but it was affecting my mental health.’
Scan code to find out how school was
Have we got any books
‘Have we got any books that aren’t about the Beatles?’
