It could be worse
‘It could be worse, you could be Gavin Williamson.’
More cartoons
Thursday
He’s trying to eat less
‘He’s trying to eat less.’
Any 3 darts
He’s off to study PPE
‘He’s off to study PPE.’
Climbdown
‘He wants us to climbdown first.’
New wave cinema
‘It’s new wave cinema.’
Labour MPs get the exam results
Labour MPs get the exam results they were hoping for
Sorry boys
‘Sorry, boys, but you’re going to have to leave your contact details at the door.’
You twisted psycho
‘You twisted psycho! You’re going to starve me to death.’
Thursday
‘We’re making a meal of it.’
‘We're making a meal of it.’
Virus volleyball
Light, dark or furlough?
‘Light, dark or furlough?’
We can stay
‘We can stay but we’ll have to share with 250 new builds.’
Outdoor raves
‘Bloody outdoor raves.’
Sausage roll models
Sausage roll models
Rapunzel takes the Mickey
Rapunzel takes the Mickey
Bad news Marshal
Bad news, Marshal. The Denver coach has been held up again.’
Thursday
Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday
‘Could I maybe take you out to dinner sometime, on a Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday?’
