Observing social distancing
Observing social distancing

Observing social distancing
‘I think they’re called “bags for life” because they stay with us for ever.’
Snail philosophy
‘It’s great to get our cultural lives back, isn’t it Shelley?’
PPEpper grinder
‘I haven’t seen you on Zoom lately.’
‘When you start seeing a second wave, it’s time to go home.’
‘I’m sure you’ll be very excited by my massive borrowing and spending plan.’
‘Best tweet as little as possible. Just gets you into trouble.’
‘Oh no. The beach is packed.’
‘If I don’t get a reply straight away I get worried.’
‘What did you do in the bore, Daddy?’
Recession social distancing
‘That should shorten the dole queue.’
‘Fourteen weeks of lockdown and I still haven’t read Ulysses.’
‘It’s essential we shop for non-essentials.’