This is your final lockdown
‘Our son’s so lazy, I’m having to take his Covid test for him.’
‘You’re proving problematic for the church.’
‘We need to stop fighting each other and gang up on that little dog.’
‘Another vaccine?!’
‘He’s a rescue dog.’
‘Is there a problem with our track and trace system, Pooh?’
‘Oh yes, I’m up early every morning breaking the ice.’
‘I put it on the mantelpiece. It’s as close to a social life as we’re going to get to right now.’
‘I know it’s good to get to school early, but 8 March is two weeks away.’
‘If I was enjoying anything, I could give it up for Lent.’
Anti-snaxxer
‘Do we have to compete on a global level?’