I’ll be gutted
‘Whatever the Brexit deal outcome, I’ll be gutted!’
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Thursday
Brilliant Wheeze
‘What a brilliant wheeze.’
Surely no one would begrudge us a bit of hoarding?
‘Surely no one would begrudge us a bit of hoarding?’
It wasn’t until lockdown
‘It wasn’t until lockdown that I realised how little we have in common.’
Dress-down Friday
‘I know you work from home now, Edward, but do you still have to do dress-down Friday?’
Vaccene
‘Vaccene with an “e”…’
Your starting salary
‘Your starting salary? Why don’t you take a wild guess?’
What’s the wifi password?
‘I need to look something up. What’s the wifi password?’
Thursday
Oven ready
And your special subject is…
‘And your special subject is: Covid government guidance and rules, November-December 2020.’
Steak and ale pie
‘Can I have the steak and ale pie but without the steak pie?’
To get home we follow our trail
‘To get home we follow our trail of nitrous oxide cylinders.’
‘I’ll have a vodka martini
‘I’ll have a vodka martini — shaken, not stirred — and a Scotch egg.’
Immunity passport
‘Typical! All our regulars have decided not to have the vaccine!’
Toga party
‘The toga party’s over.’
They’ve run out of dogs
‘They’ve run out of dogs.’
Top tier team
And another thing, Doctor
‘And another thing, Doctor… I compulsively rehearse conversations.’
You can have a pint with it
‘Go on! You can have a pint with it.’