Take your temperatiure
‘I need to take your temperature.’
‘I need to take your temperature.’
‘And in the interests of balance, we also wish you a thoroughly miserable Christmas.’
UK government angel
‘Isn’t it boring when people tell you how they got here?’
‘Oh no, it’s the tinfoil hat man!’
‘How’s the wine, dear? I hear it packs a bit of a wallop.’
‘Tried it… Overrated.’
‘They don’t know we’re coming – I want it to be a surprise!’
‘Round robins are all the same after a year of lockdown.’
‘I’m living in the present.’
‘Support bubbles have been such an important part of this year.’
‘We’re following the science.’
‘God rest ye merry gentlemen and ladies, non-binary, transgender, gender neutral, pan-gender, a-gender…’
‘I remember when this was all Europe.’