Looking forward to Glastonbury
‘I was looking forward to Glastonbury.’
‘I was looking forward to Glastonbury.’
‘Apologies for the delay — your newspaper is now only available online, so I took the liberty of printing it out.’
‘Can I join your bubble?’
‘So, this lockdown — what’s it like?’
‘Are we sure this bloke’s legit?’
‘Your dad is pretending to be a visitor.’
‘What are all these dogs doing out during lockdown?’
‘Did I ever tell you of the time I was cast adrift on a sea of paperwork?’
‘The free school meal is so bad my daughter refuses to photograph it.’
‘Well, here I am, Puss, all dressed up and vaccinated with no place to go.’
‘No difference. I’ve always WFH’
‘I told you this journey wasn’t absolutely necessary.’
‘Look Joolz, a new coffee shop.’
‘We moved to the catchment area of an excellent private tutor...’
‘Oh, no! Rates are going up.’