Beware the South African variant
‘Beware the South African variant, lads. It’s home schooling for you from now on.’
‘Beware the South African variant, lads. It’s home schooling for you from now on.’
‘So it was either this or lockdown.’
‘You can still fly by the seat of your pants.’
‘What do I miss most in lockdown? Going to an art gallery.’
‘Don’t talk to me about home-schooling.’
‘You’ll need to complete this form before you can import that bottle.’
‘Here we go then. You may just feel a slight euphoria.’
Self-isolating since 1983
‘They got on so well before social media.’
‘Don’t mind Sharon — she’s doing her mindfulness thing.’
‘Thank goodness we got everything important out before the cellar flooded!’
‘Can we stop watching cat videos and do some work, Mum?’
‘I suggest switching to the Bank of Euan Blair’s Mum and Dad.’
‘And this little piggy didn’t go anywhere due to problems with the paperwork.’
‘Showing off your vaccinations is not an acceptable reason to be out.’