Fiscal conservative
‘It’s about data, not dates.’
‘Wait till your father actually goes somewhere and then gets home...’
‘Oh no! The Brazil variant will reverse lockdown easing!’
‘No one must ever know I used to read the Guardian.’
‘When will it be safe to mug someone again?’
‘Our son’s so lazy, I’m having to take his Covid test for him.’
‘You’re proving problematic for the church.’
‘We need to stop fighting each other and gang up on that little dog.’
‘Another vaccine?!’
‘He’s a rescue dog.’
‘Is there a problem with our track and trace system, Pooh?’