Oh yes, I’m up early every morning
‘Oh yes, I’m up early every morning breaking the ice.’
More cartoons
Thursday
I put it on the mantelpiece
‘I put it on the mantelpiece. It’s as close to a social life as we’re going to get to right now.’
Thursday
Breach of privacy
I know it’s good to get to school early
‘I know it’s good to get to school early, but 8 March is two weeks away.’
Give it up for Lent
‘If I was enjoying anything, I could give it up for Lent.’
Anti-snaxxer
Anti-snaxxer
Compete on a global level
‘Do we have to compete on a global level?’
Party planner
We find the lying
‘We find the lying, deceitful, agitating old fraud innocent.’
Noisy people in crowded cinemas
‘I was just remembering how we used to complain about noisy people in crowded cinemas.’
Thursday
Spacing between doses
Detector van
Valentine’s Day 2021
Valentine’s Day 2021
He’s a rescue dog
‘He’s a rescue dog.’
Quarantine hotel
‘I flew in this morning.’
Navalny supporter
‘Keep it to yourself but I’m a Navalny supporter.’
Relax — we’ve hired consultants
‘Relax — we’ve hired consultants to look at the problem.’
Fee-fi-fo-fum
‘Fee-fi-fo-fum, I no longer smell the blood of an Englishman.’