I can’t decide
‘I can’t decide what phone to get.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Assisted dying
‘I’m confused. Is not getting the winter fuel payment the same as assisted dying?’
Putin has mucked around with the crackers
‘It’s just as we feared – Putin has mucked around with the crackers.’
One person will be leaving this week
Wednesday
I’ve got a certificate that says I’m a sheep
‘I’ve got a certificate that says I’m a sheep.’
There will be some pain and some growth
‘There will be some pain and some growth.’
Now on Radio 4
Instead of presents I’m giving you an experience
‘Instead of presents, I’m giving you an experience – not having any presents.’
Assisted dying
We’re going to need a bigger bolt
‘We’re going to need a bigger bolt.’
It’ll be nice to do some harm for a change
‘It’ll be nice to do some harm for a change.’
We need you to be Archbishop of Canterbury
‘We need you to be Archbishop of Canterbury.’
I worry that we’re in an echo chamber
‘I worry that we’re in an echo chamber.’
Assited dying clinic
It’s on in five minutes
‘Smarten yourself up. It’s on in five minutes.’
These spin-offs are never so good
‘These spin-offs are never so good.’
Wednesday
It’s grown organically
‘It’s grown organically’
Let your dad rest
‘Let your dad rest. He’s spent all day pounding the tweets...’