A is for anxiety
‘A is for anxiety, B is for borderline personality disorder, C is for cognitive behaviour therapy…’
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Wednesday
I’d pay £500
‘I’d pay £500 to never hear another word about the Oasis reunion.’
Wing of bat
‘Wing of bat, eye of newt, Heinz spaghetti carbonara…’
Who’d like to go first?
‘Who’d like to go first?’
Oasis tickets
‘Oh dear. I was hoping our fuel allowance would pay for our Oasis tickets.’
No cigarettes
‘We’ve got whisky and wild, wild women, but no cigarettes pal.’
Adam and Eve smoking
School is smaller
‘The school is smaller since fees went up.’
Mastermind
Smoking area
Wednesday
I hate missing the Tories
‘I hate missing the Tories.’
Oasis reunion
I’m here to judge
‘I’m here to judge the abuse cases.’
Tell the truth
‘Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and then say sorry?’
Sorry!
Don’t call him a bad dog
‘Don’t call him a bad dog, think about his mental health.’
Yes Darren
‘Yes Darren, it’s just like when Daddy has his fingerprints taken.’