Happy Valentine’s!
‘I want to be funny and happy.’
‘Apparently it doesn’t provide any get out for Keir.’
‘I’m looking for a book the right size and weight to rest my laptop on in bed.’
‘We need to bring down the anti-establishment.’
‘Panic over – he had gone to see The Brutalist.’
‘I’ve lost my taste for alcohol, but I’m determined to get it back.’
Hide and DeepSeek
‘I put my life on paws.’
‘Sorry I’m late – the wife’s funeral dragged on a bit.’
‘If Donald Trump hits us with tariffs, we’re finished.’
‘By the time we get out they’ll have built the third runway.’
‘It was affecting their mental health, so I’ve had to rewrite history.’
‘You’ve been cleared for takeoff.’
‘Well, no one told me there was a new world order.’
‘I know things look bad now but they will get worse.’
‘If you’re serious about growth...’