More right wing

‘Sermon? No, I’m writing my podcast.’
‘In space, no one can hear you scream: “Not this again!”’
‘We do guilt trips.’
‘The news just gets more and more distressing.’
‘That would be a real shame for the Great British high street.’
‘Oh no! We’ve been invited to another Twitter leaving do.’
‘I want every single brick collected as evidence and then we can use them to build houses later.’
‘And finally, some non BBC news...’
‘Relax, you won’t see two-tier policing at this station...’
‘...with violent Twitter storms from the west sweeping across the entire country.’
‘The Banksy is left at the Banksy, right at the Banksy and opposite the Banksy.’
‘I’m sorry to interrupt, but that’s a really interesting conversation. Have you considered starting a podcast?’
‘Hello, I’m a long-time listener, first-time caller.’