Too easy

‘May I bet on your vote?’
‘I didn’t realise it was dress down Friday.’
‘I used to be a shy Tory – now I’m a really embarrassed one.’
‘He’s multitasking.’
‘A donation of just £50 will buy a child a Sky dish.’
‘I’m really excited about being apathetic.’
‘I can’t find the enthusiasm for photos at polling stations.’
‘Do you have any political opinions we can mock?’
‘It’s some kind of text-based platform.’
‘At last – a safe seat.’
‘Is that to drink here or throw at Nigel Farage?’
‘I wish our humans were conscious – I’m starving.’
‘That’s a relief – I thought it was a canvasser!’
‘Hurry, you’re missing summer!’