We will only accept anyone
‘We will only accept anyone.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Rescue dogs
I’m being stalked
‘I’m being stalked by a Netflix film crew.’
If we park in their space again, there will be further retaliation
‘They said if we park in their space again, there will be further retaliation.’
Short attention spans
‘They have really short attention spans.’
Invitation
‘It’s an invitation to a “bring a bottle” party.’
I’m here to defect
‘I’m here to defect.’
We’ll start our campaign to get rid of all the men
‘Once we join the Garrick Club, we’ll start our campaign to get rid of all the men.’
This is just a bowl of muddy water
Wednesday
The Garrick club
‘If I’d known this was going to happen, I wouldn’t have bothered with the gender-reassignment surgery.’
Verified people first
‘OK, let’s hear from the verified people first.’
‘This is torture.’
‘This is torture.’
I have a confession
‘I have a confession. I’ve never tried his recipes – I just like saying Ottolenghi.’
Eurovision Song Contest
‘I wish they would keep music out of politics.’
Turn again Whittington
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
‘Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?’