Anti-depressants
More cartoons
Wednesday
It’s safer than having him baptised in the Thames
‘It’s safer than having him baptised in the Thames.’
How many of these prequels are they going to make?
‘How many of these prequels are they going to make?’
DIY store
Wednesday
Make your mark
Make your mark
I want someone that I can believe in
I want someone that I can believe in.
Local election results
Rwanda flightpath
Sending them to Scotland would be a deterrent
‘Sending them to Scotland would be a deterrent.’
2016 Brexit referendum
‘Steve’s thinking of accepting the results of the 2016 Brexit referendum.’
And what job do you want to be signed off with stress from
And what job do you want to be signed off with stress from when you’re older?’
It’ll be a lot scarier once it’s renationalised
‘It’ll be a lot scarier once it’s renationalised.’
If you see anything suspicious
Return the stick
‘Why do you feel the need to return the stick every time he throws it?’
Wednesday
We’re looking for people to stand as Conservatives
‘We’re looking for people to stand as Conservatives.’
Openly Jewish
‘How openly Jewish are we talking, Control? Will we need back-up?’
Quarter of workforce sick
I’m doing workshy experience
‘I’m doing workshy experience.’