Oasis tickets
‘Oh dear. I was hoping our fuel allowance would pay for our Oasis tickets.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
No cigarettes
‘We’ve got whisky and wild, wild women, but no cigarettes pal.’
Adam and Eve smoking
School is smaller
‘The school is smaller since fees went up.’
Mastermind
Wednesday
I hate missing the Tories
‘I hate missing the Tories.’
Oasis reunion
I’m here to judge
‘I’m here to judge the abuse cases.’
Tell the truth
‘Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and then say sorry?’
Sorry!
Don’t call him a bad dog
‘Don’t call him a bad dog, think about his mental health.’
Yes Darren
‘Yes Darren, it’s just like when Daddy has his fingerprints taken.’
Oasis reunion
Oasis reunion
He should have gone to Specsavers
‘He should have gone to Specsavers.’
How much longer before you hit your step target and come to bed?
‘How much longer before you hit your step target and come to bed?’
I hope Rachel Reeves is feeling the heat
‘I hope Rachel Reeves is feeling the heat, because we’re not!’
