Someone keeps rearranging the letters on our Toilets sign
‘Someone keeps rearranging the letters on our Toilets sign.’

‘Someone keeps rearranging the letters on our Toilets sign.’
‘Right everyone. It’s 7.59. Phones at the ready. Let’s see if we can get Bob a GP appointment.’
‘A lot of people have chosen this hill to die on’
‘He might get back in...’
‘We will only accept anyone.’
‘I’m being stalked by a Netflix film crew.’
‘They said if we park in their space again, there will be further retaliation.’
‘Welcome to the brand new podcast, all about jesters and jesting.’
‘They have really short attention spans.’
‘It’s an invitation to a “bring a bottle” party.’
‘I’m here to defect.’
‘Once we join the Garrick Club, we’ll start our campaign to get rid of all the men.’
‘If I’d known this was going to happen, I wouldn’t have bothered with the gender-reassignment surgery.’
‘OK, let’s hear from the verified people first.’
‘This is torture.’