Love a slug
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Wednesday
I encouraged him to start a podcast
‘I no longer have to listen to him. I encouraged him to start a podcast.’
Thursday
I’ll mostly be teaching the three arrrrrs
‘I’ll mostly be teaching the three arrrrrs.’
I hope you’re not using ChatGPT to write my essay!
‘Dad, I hope you’re not using ChatGPT to write my essay!’
That’s how Martin and Caroline manage to pay the school fees
I fear nit zero is an unrealistic target
‘I fear nit zero is an unrealistic target.’
What did you get offended by at school today…?
‘What did you get offended by at school today...?’
I want a better homework/life balance
‘I want a better homework/life balance.’
Wednesday
Chief fundraiser, unpaid
‘I’m appointing you “chief fundraiser, unpaid”.’
In the long run
‘In the long run, you’re definitely worse off.’
Are they on strike?
‘Is this the interval or are they on strike?’
Once I found a niche my career took off
‘Once I found a niche my career took off.’
This photo of Kate and the kids is faked
Dishwasher fundamentalists
How would you like to pay?
‘How would you like to pay – cash, card, or through the nose?’
The night-time economy
‘The night-time economy is not what it was.’