Dog whistles
‘I don’t answer to dog whistles, bigot!’
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Wednesday
Wednesday
Are you a PopCon
‘Are you a PopCon, a New Con or just a Con?’
I bet you
‘I bet you £1,000 that Rishi Sunak won’t be prime minister next year.’
Chin up, Methuselah
‘Chin up, Methuselah – the state pension can’t be far off.’
Dignitas
Four years on from leaving Europe
‘Four years on from leaving Europe, how’s it going?’
You’re good
‘You’re good but you’re no Nicola Sturgeon.’
Have you tried turning off TikTok?
Have you been on social media again?
‘Have you been on social media again?’
Stay clear
‘Stay clear of Piers Morgan.’
I see no ships
Are you vaping comfortably?
‘Are you vaping comfortably? Then I’ll begin.’
Wednesday
He’s incredibly disciplined
‘He’s incredibly disciplined – he doesn’t vape for 36 hours at the start of each week.’
It’s amazing how urbanised they are becoming
‘It’s amazing how urbanised they are becoming.’
Banned
Liz Truss?
I’m sorry, Spoon
‘I’m sorry, Spoon, but I think it’s safer to run off with a knife.’