Run along
‘Run along and lay.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Other people like him
‘Oh God! He’s going to discover other people like him.’
‘I’ve been drafted!’
‘I’ve been drafted!’
No vapes
‘No vapes? I’ll just take those knives then.’
I think therefore I am
The return of Trump
‘How are you coping with the return of Trump?’
If only trains
The trip’s over!
‘By the time you find your cabin, the trip’s over!’
Only for a minute
‘Can Mummy borrow her phone, sweetie? It’s only for a minute.’
I’m only fasting
‘I’m only fasting so I’ll have more soup to throw at the Mona Lisa.’
Wednesday
Training
We don’t need to say anything
‘We don’t need to say anything.’
Remember your roaring twenties
‘Remember your roaring twenties?’
Never actually seen one
‘I believe NHS dentists exist though I’ve never actually seen one.’
We will be at war within 5 years
Iran’s behind everything
It’s a serious crime area
‘It’s a serious crime area.’
I was expecting Gary Lineker
‘I was expecting Gary Lineker.’