I hope nobody notices that the galaxy is 10 per cent smaller
‘I hope nobody notices that the galaxy is 10 per cent smaller.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
The heat pump works OK
‘The heat pump works OK – it just needs a bit of back-up.’
I’m an HS2 trainspotter
‘I’m an HS2 trainspotter.’
It’s an XL Bully, the last of this breed
‘It’s an XL Bully, the last of this breed…’
Fly in my foam
‘Waiter – there’s an essence of fly in my foam of foraged vegetable soup.’
It was done by vandals in the party
‘I understand it was done by vandals in the party.’
Vegan diet
‘He disappeared right after we put him on a vegan diet.’
I chopped down the cherry tree
There’s a waiting list to join the waiting list
‘I should warn you, there’s a waiting list to join the waiting list.’
Wednesday
Intrusive thoughts
‘I have intrusive thoughts.’
HS2 drain set
Outdoorsy, self-sufficient guy
‘Outdoorsy, self-sufficient guy with private island seeks attractive companion... Is that you?’
I accept cookies
‘How many times do I have to tell everyone that, yes, I accept cookies?’
Flood plain
‘So whose idea was it to build on a flood plain?’
Gentle as a kitten
‘Honestly, he’s as gentle as a kitten!’
Is he sort of getting off on it?
‘Is he sort of getting off on it?’
The end of net-zero is nigh
Any programme ideas that don’t involve humiliating Matt Hancock?
‘Any programme ideas that don’t involve humiliating Matt Hancock?’
Dad says we should go out for a drive while it’s still legal
‘Come on, kids. Dad says we should go out for a drive while it’s still legal.’