If you want to talk dirty I’ll have to charge you an extra £12.50
‘If you want to talk dirty I’ll have to charge you an extra £12.50.’

‘If you want to talk dirty I’ll have to charge you an extra £12.50.’
‘I hear you’ve been drawing on the ceiling again, Michelangelo.’
‘Do you ever worry that he’s being bullied at work?’
‘They say that on a clear day you can see the end of the Ulez.’
‘I love getting back to nature. It makes great content.’
‘Is Keir Starmer a real bore or just a man in a bore’s outfit?’
‘It’s too cheap – we should shoplift somewhere more upmarket.’
‘I’m six. I don’t need to know about eating disorders.’
‘Would you mind if some students watch while we cancel your operation?’
‘I couldn’t get a sitter.’
‘What a coincidence – I met your wife online too.’
‘When I said I enjoy looking back through history, I meant my search history.’
‘The latest government pay offer is final... until the next one.’
‘Take plenty of photos so we can show him where he’s been when he gets back.’
‘But I haven’t started reading yet.’