His first and last fag

‘There are votes on the line.’
‘Do the working class like us yet?’
‘I keep thinking about men thinking about Romans’
‘Things are bad – he misses Liz Truss.’
‘He claims he can hear podcasts in his head.’
‘I hope nobody notices that the galaxy is 10 per cent smaller.’
‘The heat pump works OK – it just needs a bit of back-up.’
‘I’m an HS2 trainspotter.’
‘It’s an XL Bully, the last of this breed…’
‘Waiter – there’s an essence of fly in my foam of foraged vegetable soup.’
‘I understand it was done by vandals in the party.’
‘He disappeared right after we put him on a vegan diet.’
‘I should warn you, there’s a waiting list to join the waiting list.’