Mildly offensive
‘I must warn you that you may find some of Eric’s wit and repartee mildly offensive.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Ditch our homework
Freedom of expression
‘She believes in freedom of expression, apart from her face.’
Little Bo Peep
Wednesday
Oh no! We’ve gone back to basics again
‘Oh no! We’ve gone back to basics again.’
Chaos, dysfunction, aggression
‘Chaos, dysfunction, aggression... I’m starting to warm to these guys.’
It turned out he was a recovering alcoholic
‘Unfortunately it turned out he was a recovering alcoholic...’
They get distressed by what goes on indoors
‘Keep the humans outside – they get distressed by what goes on indoors.’
Welcome everyone to FOMO Anonymous
‘Welcome everyone to FOMO Anonymous. If you missed last week’s meeting, it was epic.’
Help will be trickling down soon
‘Help will be trickling down soon.’
I’m letting you off with a warning
‘I’m letting you off with a warning.’
I used disappearing messages
‘I used disappearing messages.’
Their definition of plagiarism is suspiciously similar to ours
‘Their definition of plagiarism is suspiciously similar to ours.’
I say we eat her
‘Never mind charging bed and board – I say we eat her.’
Blessed be the city bankers
It’s the wrong crisis for my skill set
‘It’s the wrong crisis for my skill set.’
I don’t have room in my life for another app right now
‘I don’t have room in my life for another app right now.’