I got the M25 down to a walking pace but nobody noticed
‘I got the M25 down to a walking pace but nobody noticed.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
We have nothing in common
‘We have nothing in common. Our Instagram feeds are so different.’
The Rhodes less travelled
Oppenheimer doll
Wednesday
God, how can the Ulez zone be everywhere?
‘God, how can the Ulez zone be everywhere?’
Opinion poll
On the plus side, we’re not in Rome
‘On the plus side, we’re not in Rome.’
And the award for the best picket line goes to…
‘And the award for the best picket line goes to…’
Good news!
‘Good news! You’re on the waiting list for a new hospital.’
‘She’s botch-body ready.’
‘She’s botch-body ready.’
Roman holiday
I can’t move back in with my parents
‘I can’t move back in with my parents as they’ve already moved back in with their parents.’
Trying to find an NHS dentist is like pulling teeth
‘Trying to find an NHS dentist is like pulling teeth – except worse.’
Wednesday
Mr Hard Right
‘I’m looking for Mr Hard Right.’
We found racism
‘We found racism, sexism and elitism.’
I’ll have another pair
‘I’ll have another pair.’
Better way
‘There must be a better way to protect the kids from social media.’
Cheaper broadband
‘This is where they buried the cheaper broadband deals.’
French poodle
‘Our French poodle keeps setting fire to our car.’