I got the M25 down to a walking pace but nobody noticed
‘I got the M25 down to a walking pace but nobody noticed.’

‘I got the M25 down to a walking pace but nobody noticed.’
‘We have nothing in common. Our Instagram feeds are so different.’
‘God, how can the Ulez zone be everywhere?’
‘On the plus side, we’re not in Rome.’
‘And the award for the best picket line goes to…’
‘Good news! You’re on the waiting list for a new hospital.’
‘She’s botch-body ready.’
‘I can’t move back in with my parents as they’ve already moved back in with their parents.’
‘Trying to find an NHS dentist is like pulling teeth – except worse.’
‘I’m looking for Mr Hard Right.’
‘We found racism, sexism and elitism.’
‘I’ll have another pair.’
‘There must be a better way to protect the kids from social media.’
‘This is where they buried the cheaper broadband deals.’
‘Our French poodle keeps setting fire to our car.’