Are you absolutely sure you want to be a granny?
‘Are you absolutely sure you want to be a granny?’
More cartoons
Wednesday
You lack personality
What’s modern slavery dad?
This is my way of doing something for the planet
‘Watching this is my way of doing something for the planet.’
Wednesday
This is your fault
‘This is your fault.’
The news is heartbreaking at the moment
‘The news is heartbreaking at the moment.’
Any good with bedbugs?
‘Any good with bedbugs?’
I think you’ve had enough
‘I think you’ve had enough.’
I sentence you
‘I sentence you to a lifetime wait for a prison place...’
Bubble tea
‘Spare a tenner for a cup of bubble tea?’
At the time…
Good night, sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs bite
‘Good night, sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs bite.’
The babysitter
Worrying about my sleep quality
‘Worrying about my sleep quality on this tracker is keeping me awake.’
It’s not bed bugs I want you to get rid of
‘It’s not bed bugs I want you to get rid of – it’s that bloke next door.’
Wednesday
Nice to see a bit of sparkle from Keir at last
‘Nice to see a bit of sparkle from Keir at last.’
School bike sheds
‘We need to do all our smoking before it’s banned’
Non-smoker
‘Congratulations – it’s a non-smoker.’
Labour conference
