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‘We’ve closed your bank account… you have been charged £25 for this letter.’

‘We’ve closed your bank account… you have been charged £25 for this letter.’
‘Which public sector bailout did you make money in?’
‘Oh no, I couldn’t – you’ve got bills to pay…’
‘I’m not sure about this barbie movie.’
‘I was going to take a gap year to see the world, but the world’s coming to see us.’
‘It goes from 0-100°C in under six seconds.’
‘Yes, we would like pudding – 5,000 steps and we’ll be back.’
‘I draw the line at rich people getting poorer as well.’
‘How’s exile going, Comrade Progozhin?’
‘We have cancelled your bank account: you can pass go, but you can’t collect £200…’
‘My new boyfriend has left me. Ironically, it was his get-up-and-go I fell for.’