Good kisser
‘My new man is a good kisser but he’s no Dalai Lama.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Wednesday
Is there a credible offer in the house?
‘Is there a credible offer in the house?’
Labour dirty tricks dept.
Green man
‘Make sure you wait for the Green Man’
Clean up the Met
We need to think outside the box
‘We need to think outside the box.’
I’ve been binge-watching Succession
‘I’m sorry for that outburst, I’ve been binge-watching Succession.’
Poor old Tantalus
‘Poor old Tantalus. They’ve gone and moved his retirement age back again.’
The only thing that keeps me going are the teachers’ strikes
‘The only thing that keeps me going are the teachers’ strikes.’
Theatre seating plan
They should withdraw the whip
‘Given your links to gambling, they should withdraw the whip.’
I see trees of green, red roses too…
‘I see trees of green, red roses too...’
Sold off, and without apology or reparation
Sold off, and without apology or reparation for the years of enforced servitude.
Coming here takes my mind off all the potholes in my road!
‘Coming here takes my mind off all the potholes in my road!’
The junior doctors are on strike
‘The junior doctors are on strike so you’ll have to wait for your misdiagnosis.’