Can you burn me a story?
‘Mummy, can you burn me a story?’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Nitrous oxide banned
‘This is no laughing matter.’
Octadecagon of friends
‘I have a close octadecagon of friends.’
April Fool!
‘All’s well in the world... April Fool!’
Murdering people is still considered absolutely fine
‘Don’t worry, murdering people is still considered absolutely fine.’
Economists getting inflation forecasts wrong again
‘I see economists getting inflation forecasts wrong again.’
Oh no! You’ve been radicalised
‘Oh no! You’ve been radicalised by the wrong side.’
Wednesday
Mr Punch will get a knighthood
‘I expect Mr Punch will get a knighthood.’
I wanted to join the police
‘I wanted to join the police but I didn’t have a criminal record.’
SNP leadership race
How long have you got, Doc?
Let’s renounce something everyone’s forgotten
‘Let’s renounce something everyone’s forgotten.’
We’ve gone completely cashless
‘We’ve gone completely cashless.’
Everyone agrees that your masculinity is non-toxic
‘Thankfully Gerald, everyone agrees that your masculinity is non-toxic.’
Police operating in this area
He can’t think of any content to generate
‘He can’t think of any content to generate.’
Racist, misogynistic, homophobic…
‘Racist, misogynistic, homophobic...but enough about me...’
They’ve axed our annual bonus
‘They’ve axed our annual bonus.’
Wednesday
I bought a bank
‘I bought a bank.’
