Cheaper broadband
‘This is where they buried the cheaper broadband deals.’
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Wednesday
French poodle
‘Our French poodle keeps setting fire to our car.’
You have been charged £25 for this letter
‘We’ve closed your bank account… you have been charged £25 for this letter.’
Public sector bailout
‘Which public sector bailout did you make money in?’
Bills to pay
‘Oh no, I couldn’t – you’ve got bills to pay…’
Ascent of man
Barbie movie
‘I’m not sure about this barbie movie.’
The world’s coming to see us
‘I was going to take a gap year to see the world, but the world’s coming to see us.’
Wednesday
Paris autos
‘It goes from 0-100°C in under six seconds.’
We would like pudding
‘Yes, we would like pudding – 5,000 steps and we’ll be back.’
Draw the line
‘I draw the line at rich people getting poorer as well.’
How’s exile going
‘How’s exile going, Comrade Progozhin?’
We have cancelled your bank account
‘We have cancelled your bank account: you can pass go, but you can’t collect £200…’
