The case against Boris Johnson
‘It’s the case against Boris Johnson’

‘It’s the case against Boris Johnson’
‘It was a wood-burner but we converted it to books.’
‘Oh, and Mick, don’t play “Sympathy for the Devil” – it might imply support for Putin’
‘I don’t care what the Prime Minister says – he’s not touching our small boats.’
‘These are the uncensored versions of older books.’
‘Is it me – or is it getting heavier?’
‘I’ve come as Roald Dahl, miss. Turning in his grave’
‘If you really loved me you would have got me a tomato.’
‘Take these and you’ll never grow up.’
‘Oh look! He’s censoring his first words.’
‘And how long have you had these feelings of emptiness?’
‘I’m afraid there’s an egg shortage and a soldier shortage.’
‘It’s being analysed by sensitivity readers.’
‘…the wheels on the electric bus go round and round, until it needs to charge…’