At least my bowl’s in one piece
‘I may not live in a palace, but at least my bowl’s in one piece.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
We haven’t even been going out or doing anything
‘We haven’t even been going out or doing anything.’
Wednesday
I’m doing work experience
‘I’m doing work experience, but I’m on strike.’
Happy new year
‘Happy new year.’
January sales
‘I love the January sales!’
Misinformation
‘We’re arresting him for misinformation.’
Unwanted gifts
‘We come bearing unwanted gifts.’
Hiring more Horsemen of the Apocalypse
‘We’re hiring more Horsemen of the Apocalypse.’
What hope are you giving up this year?
‘What hope are you giving up this year?’
Swap shirts?
‘Swap shirts?’
Air opinions
‘Good news, everyone. Derek’s agreed not to air any opinions.’
Monday
Cultural appropriation
‘It might be a bit of fun to you, mate, but to me it’s cultural appropriation.’
Naighty or nice
‘Let’s check whether you’ve been naughty or nice.’
Upsetting the markets
‘You’re upsetting the markets.’
Extra money in the pudding
‘I trust there’s 11 per cent extra money in the pudding.’
