Bird flu
More cartoons
Thursday
Our first date
‘You’re seriously suggesting a walk in the park for our first date?’
Should I lose I will refuse to accept the result
Thursday
Migrants or prime ministers?
‘Migrants or prime ministers?’
Experiencing a high volume of calls
Qatar will need 10,000 litres of water
We had nothing left to talk about
‘It was an awful afternoon. We follow each other on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, so we had nothing left to talk about.’
Penny for the guy
Our asylum system is broken
‘Well, the lunatics are running it.’
Holding facility
Affected by any of the prices in this supermarket
Did the government deliver while I was out?
‘Did the government deliver while I was out?’
Tweet Tweet
Welcome to Manston
‘Welcome to Manston for another year of “I’m an asylum seeker, get me out of here!”’
Early eviction
‘I predict an early eviction. It’ll be Hancock’s half hour.’
Thursday
Services to Trussonomics
‘…for services to Trussonomics…’