The end is nigh!
More cartoons
Wednesday
Has everyone just brought booze?
Right side
‘I’m on the I’m right side of history.’
85in TV
‘And it’s got an 85in TV screen in case we want to watch Glastonbury.’
You’re not allowed to wear shorts
A more interesting specimen
‘You could have picked a more interesting specimen.’
Have they finished HS2 yet?
‘Have they finished HS2 yet?’
We’re spending the day with my Dad
‘We’re spending the day with my Dad – he gets lonely on his own.’
It’ll be a country within a country
‘It’ll be so big, it’ll be a country within a country – namely ours.’
Wednesday
If it’s world war three
‘If it’s world war three it’s time to head for the bunker!’
Protein obsession
Include Harrods
‘Will that include Harrods?’
This is normal
‘I worry that his algorithms are telling him this is normal…’
Why wasn’t he put on Ozempic?
‘Why wasn’t he put on Ozempic?’
‘And “Cut”.’
‘And “Cut”.’