Deep reflection

‘I have a women problem.’
‘It will take a few minutes, I’m just running some background checks.’
‘If he wasn’t a real boy, was he AI?’
‘Unfortunately, you’ve won the car…’
‘Ugh! Scatter cushions.’
‘Oh will you stop doomscrolling!’
‘One day soon this will all be keyhole surgery…’
‘Not a word about my strike plans.’
‘You don’t realise how tough it is being a single grandparent.’
‘I love it here. Birmingham is the tops.’
‘We remember when Labour used to be nice.’
‘Can I be excused on the grounds of mental health?’
‘Sell sourdough, buy crumpets!’
‘So, anyway, when I was diagnosed as ADHD it just explained everything.’
‘It’s no good, I can’t clear my head of thoughts about Trump.’