Biden leaves a trail
More cartoons
Wednesday
New traditional Scottish song
New traditional Scottish song
You’re bed-blocking!
‘Move over – you’re bed-blocking!’
Wednesday
Pack it in you two
‘Pack it in you two! You’re not members of the royal family.’
I owned a woodburner
‘I owned a woodburner.’
Serve at room temperature
‘It said “serve at room temperature”, so I chilled it for a few hours.’
Unflinching memoir
‘Will this be a kiss-and-tell in an unflinching memoir?’
My diet is working
‘Oh god! My diet is working! I’ll have to carry on with it.’
One off payment
Do we just have to learn to live with him?
‘Do you think Prince Harry will ever go away, or do we just have to learn to live with him?’
Doctor on Zoom call
At least my bowl’s in one piece
‘I may not live in a palace, but at least my bowl’s in one piece.’
We haven’t even been going out or doing anything
‘We haven’t even been going out or doing anything.’
Wednesday
I’m doing work experience
‘I’m doing work experience, but I’m on strike.’
Happy new year
‘Happy new year.’
January sales
‘I love the January sales!’
Misinformation
‘We’re arresting him for misinformation.’
Did you watch any good films over Christmas?
Unwanted gifts
‘We come bearing unwanted gifts.’