Covid booster

‘What a life. We can’t even afford the second cheapest bottle.’
‘It’s like being in government but with more to do.’
‘I’m afraid I planted that story about me being away.’
‘The artificial lawn could do with vacuuming.’
‘Meteorological, political, military or financial?’
‘I just managed to fill it in time before the ban here kicked in.’
‘And this is our lack of water feature’
‘I’m OK – I’m cleaning my hosepipe.’
‘Did you have to be lured into ordering the siren?’
‘Silly season’s here again then.’
‘We must stop these leaks.’
‘That’s global warming for you.’
‘Yeah, yeah, tell me something I don’t know.’