I’m Spartacus
‘Lucky sods!’
‘They’re ambulance spotters.’
‘I’m not sure all these classic books benefit from modernisation.’
‘I swear to tell my truth.’
‘Oh no! It’s a love rat!’
‘Library? This is it.’
‘Here you go – a little something towards your future debts.’
‘We need to join Twitter to find out why we need to leave.’
‘You’re seriously suggesting a walk in the park for our first date?’
‘Migrants or prime ministers?’
‘It was an awful afternoon. We follow each other on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, so we had nothing left to talk about.’