The Battle for Britain | 16 August 2025

‘That also rather sums up Labour’s immigration policy.’
‘You’re certainly beach-body ready,’
‘How did he get away with all the unhealthy skinny images?’
‘We’ve stocked up on eyeliner.’
‘I preferred it when Grandpa gave us ten shillings.’
‘Darling, you should get out and enjoy life before settling down to run a local council.’
‘The government just keeps on digging.’
‘It’s a boy who will transition to a woman.’
‘Nine or ten exclamation marks?’