The Battle for Britain | 19 July 2025
Cartoons
He’s very sensitive
‘He’s very sensitive to comments made online.’
It’s the only reduction our water company has ever offered us
‘It’s the only reduction our water company has ever offered us.’
He’s planning to let his treehouse out on Airbnb
‘He’s planning to let his treehouse out on Airbnb.’
I’ve been on Ozempic
‘I’ve been on Ozempic.’
If he really wanted to save the planet, he’d throw soup at a Van Gogh
‘If he really wanted to save the planet, he’d throw soup at a Van Gogh.’
True enlightenment is only achievable if you listen to my podcast
‘True enlightenment is only achievable if you listen to my podcast.’
Right kids, bedtime
‘Right kids, bedtime.’
We told ours to stop being idiots
‘You affirmed your kids? We told ours to stop being idiots.’
So what led to these feelings of victimisation?
‘So what led to these feelings of victimisation?’
We’ve always had a bit of trouble stopping the boats
‘We’ve always had a bit of trouble stopping the boats’
It’s one in, one out
‘Sorry pal – it’s one in, one out.’