I’ve looked into the oligarch’s case
‘I’ve looked into the oligarch’s case and I’ve agreed to take it.’
More cartoons
Thursday
All about streaming
‘These days the Oscars are all about streaming’
Taking me somewhere expensive for Mother’s Day
Let me introduce Peter
‘Let me introduce Peter, who will be doing all our dirty work for us.’
Do you think Starmer will ever identify as the opposition?
‘Do you think Starmer will ever identify as the opposition?’
Go from A to Z
‘No one can afford to go from A to Z at these prices.’
Ah, spring! Wonder what’s been going on in the world
'Ah, spring! Wonder what’s been going on in the world.’
I am a Batman, but I’m not The Batman
‘Sorry, I am a Batman, but I’m not The Batman.’
Thursday
Essential oils
‘Do you have any Brent Crude?’
Pssst…want to buy a yacht?
‘Pssst…want to buy a yacht? One careful owner, not that attached to the Putin regime…’
Mushroom cloudy
Covid fraud opportunities
‘You’ve missed out on some generous Covid fraud opportunities.’
We will still need to present our biometric information
‘Of course, we will still need to present our biometric information.’
You’re mad to go to war
‘You’re mad to go to war with Putin and insane not to!’
You’re on the wrong side
‘History? It’s over there – you’re on the wrong side.’
I can’t enlighten
‘I can’t enlighten you as to the meaning of “woman”.’
Thursday
No wonder it’s expensive
‘No wonder it’s expensive – it tastes like petrol.’
