Which inquiry are you looking forward to most?
‘Which inquiry are you looking forward to most?’
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Thursday
Remember when pets just went missing
‘Remember when pets just went missing?’
Line of Duty
‘I’m glad he wasn’t in Line of Duty. There would have been a riot.’
Thursday
Never more than six feet
‘They say you’re never more than six feet away from a chatty rat.’
Tax advantages
I’ve missed having a nice cold beer
‘I’ve missed having a nice cold beer.’
Let’s play War
‘Let’s play War. I’ll be Chatty Rat and you be Foolish and Unethical.’
Do more stuff
‘So in conclusion we’ve decided that you need to do more stuff, but do it better. That’ll be £439 million please.’
He’s furious
‘He’s furious that reality won’t agree with him.’
Matter of fact
Matter-of-fact finding mission
All the stops
‘To be fair, the government is pulling out all the stops to help meet it.’
‘It’s you, isn’t it
‘It’s you, isn’t it? The ‘chatty’ one causing all the trouble’
On second thoughts…
‘On second thoughts, let’s stick with the John Lewis furniture nightmare.’
Thursday
Will I be stinking rich?
‘You must ask yourself the question: “Will I be stinking rich?”’
Fully booked
All about money
‘I hope professional football doesn’t become all about money!’
A big thank you
‘And a big thank you to Adrian, who has drawn up our corporate bullying strategy.’
Back to normal
All you can eat buffets
‘I love the All You Can Eat buffets.’