If Covid doesn’t kill us
‘If Covid doesn’t kill us, the junk food will.’
‘If Covid doesn’t kill us, the junk food will.’
‘They don’t get it when I wag my tail ironically.’
‘Isn’t it great to be eating indoors again?’
Hollywood plans UK studios
‘At last.’
Flash flooding
‘Goldilocks, breaking and entering. You?’
‘Superb views of the apocalypse...’
‘A drugged woman is kissed without her consent? I don’t call that a happy ending.’
‘You shall go to the wall!’
‘You can’t come in unless you’ve been double jabbed.’