‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’
‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’
‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’
‘Terry is a great believer in the freedom of hate speech.’
The Belittled Prince
‘Can’t you even be a little bit woke, just for politeness’s sake?’
‘I’ve had to learn how to throw it myself.’
‘I’ve said I don’t want Tony Blair at our Christmas drinks – but what if he turns up anyway?’
‘Before you decide, remember where all the toys and goodies come from’
‘A treble whisky please – I’m doing sober October.’
‘I think it’s time you accepted the world has gone mad.’
‘Could you turn this into bad news, please?’
‘This house depresses me. The damp spot’s got worse.’
‘They’ve mis-spelled Reform.’
‘How desperate are the Tories, on a scale of one to bringing back Boris Johnson?’
‘Is it too late for a letter of no confidence?’
‘There’s a new Taylor Swift album’
‘I’m defecting to Reform.’