I’m so excited about the prospect of a new Labour deputy leader
‘I can’t sleep, I’m so excited about the prospect of a new Labour deputy leader.’

‘I can’t sleep, I’m so excited about the prospect of a new Labour deputy leader.’
‘I’m a former Tory voter looking for other Tories...’
‘But you will be able to come here for nail care and eyebrow threading.’
‘Autumn... season of mince pies and chocolate santas.’
‘Don’t make assumptions about the outcome of the deputy leadership contest.’
‘What does AI recommend?’
‘You have to question Nadine Dorries’s judgment – she ate my dad’s anus’
‘It’s solar powered.’
‘He must have picked his socks up off the floor.’
‘It’s supposed to be fun.’
‘Bless, they still believe in a bearded old man who will give them whatever they want!’
‘My chatbot wife doesn’t understand me.’
‘Oh no, not more flag-waving!’
‘I’m looking for a courier service so I can send my washing home when I’m at uni.’