No Tory pact with Reform
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Wednesday
Have you got anything protein-enriched?
‘Have you got anything protein-enriched?’
It has come to our attention that you have not been captured
‘It has come to our attention that you have not been captured.’
I decided to rewild Norman
‘I decided to rewild Norman.’
Don’t shoot
‘Don’t shoot till you see the whites of their flags.’
This car listens to me more than you do!
What do your parents feel about us moving in together?
‘What do your parents feel about us moving in together? Have they got room?’
The end is Nige
Sat nav
Nobody leaves the room
‘Nobody leaves the room until we’ve agreed on watching Conclave.’
Wednesday
We need a photo for proof of delivery
‘We need a photo for proof of delivery.’
This isn’t at all what I imagined
‘Well, this isn’t at all what I imagined.’
Papal conclave
Great news!
‘Great news! I’ve found out what a woman is.’
Biological sex debate
We’re choosing a new leader
‘We’re choosing a new leader.’
It’s nice to see blue rinse is popular again
‘It’s nice to see blue rinse is popular again.’
It’s that lovely couple
‘It’s that lovely couple we met in Birmingham.’
Gail and I are staying together
‘Gail and I are staying together for the sake of the pets.’