Mr Nice Guy
‘According to our records, you haven’t claimed your victimhood.’
‘You just can’t trust a Chancellor of the Exchequer.’
I’d far rather be in Rio, on Copacabana Beach!’
‘Halloween was last week. It must be fillers.’
‘Your horse has bolted? I’m here to close the stable door.’
‘Let’s increase taxes for everyone earning over an MP’s pay.’
‘She could have bought another cappuccino with that.’
‘No – you can’t get a dog.’
‘If they ban burqas we could be in big trouble.’
‘Did you just heckle me about Prince Andrew?’
‘These homemade biscuits – are they meant to be trick or treat?’
‘Move over!’