It was a cyber attack

‘Well, we can work to address this feeling of shame, or you can just sell the Tesla.’
‘I dare you to check the news.’
‘How come he still speaks to you?’
‘Argh! Influencers!’
‘While Reform were making history, the Tories were becoming it.’
‘We should sign this anti-Trump pact.’
‘Have you got anything protein-enriched?’
‘It has come to our attention that you have not been captured.’
‘I decided to rewild Norman.’
‘Don’t shoot till you see the whites of their flags.’
‘What do your parents feel about us moving in together? Have they got room?’
‘Nobody leaves the room until we’ve agreed on watching Conclave.’