I could murder a pint
‘All I said was “I could murder a pint.”’
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Wednesday
Oh no!
‘Oh no! Trump’s still coming!’
Labour backbenchers can smell blood from ten miles away
Starmer’s latest wobble
All children follow social media influencers, but Robert Jenrick?
‘I know all children follow social media influencers, but Robert Jenrick?’
Glastonbury live streaming
Are we there yet?
‘Are we there yet? I’ve got a food delivery order to pick up.’
New role
Anti-DEI
‘You’re our new anti-DEI hire.’
50% off all strawberry vapes
Wednesday
Tanks
We need cheering up
‘We need cheering up, Grandpa – tell us about the Cuban Missile Crisis.’
I hope to win
Right side
‘I’m on the I’m right side of history.’
85in TV
‘And it’s got an 85in TV screen in case we want to watch Glastonbury.’
Moustache
‘It has come to our attention that you don’t have a moustache.’