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Wednesday
Energy drinks
‘Keep Billy off energy drinks, Mrs Whizz.’
Wednesday
This won’t be the last
‘This won’t be the last shake-up at No. 10.’
We met on a hating app
‘We met on a hating app.’
What do you have that goes with Mounjaro?
‘What do you have that goes with Mounjaro?’
It doesn’t comply
‘It doesn’t comply with building regs.’
Intimacy co-ordinator
‘So, how long have you been an intimacy co-ordinator?’
Sandcastle
Do you think we could outsource this to the Chinese?
‘Do you think we could outsource this to the Chinese?’
I couldn’t get a childcare place
We pretend we’re robot vacuum cleaners
‘We pretend we’re robot vacuum cleaners and then we take over the world.’
They are fast becoming something akin to a crusade
‘They are fast becoming something akin to a crusade.’
Wednesday
Stand by
‘Stand by for Farage deportations!’
In the UK you can smell skunk on every street corner
‘Apparently in the UK you can smell skunk on every street corner...’
I think he wants to go out
Embedded AI
Data harvest festival
We’re moving to Dubai
‘That’s it – we’re moving to Dubai.’