The charge is offendaphobia
‘The charge is offendaphobia. How do you plead?’

‘The charge is offendaphobia. How do you plead?’
‘What can you recommend that’s influencer-approved?’
‘Hell is other AI.’
‘Oh dear, two words for you – “Speedo Summer”.’
‘She just texted her first word.’
‘I identify as a fish’
‘In this one Mrs Goggins dies of old age before she gets compensation.’
‘Before we get too serious I must ask – do you want puppies?’
‘They’re not very inclusive.’
‘Do you feel guilty or not guilty?’
‘It’s another invitation to celebrate inclusion.’
‘With all the solar and wind farms, there are no scenic routes left.’
‘Apparently they have to be careful. People just swoop in and steal food.’
‘I get it. You can see that I don’t get it.’
‘I love these insights into your creative process.’
‘Now I no longer eat food, I take photos of my fat jab.’