Are they on strike?
‘Is this the interval or are they on strike?’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Once I found a niche my career took off
‘Once I found a niche my career took off.’
Photo-shop
This photo of Kate and the kids is faked
How would you like to pay?
‘How would you like to pay – cash, card, or through the nose?’
The night-time economy
‘The night-time economy is not what it was.’
We can Photoshop this
‘Don’t worry – we can Photoshop this.’
It’s full of XL Bullies
‘It’s full of XL Bullies.’
Left at the Turkish barber
‘Left at the Turkish barber, right at the Turkish barber, cross the road at the Turkish barber...’
Wednesday
Don’t worry mother
‘Don’t worry mother, I’m not interested in vaping. I’m a cigar man.’
It’s a “Tory voter under the age of 25”
‘It’s a “Tory voter under the age of 25”.’
Relax – it isn’t ultra processed
‘Relax – it isn’t ultra processed.’
What do you mean
Today we made cards
‘Today we made cards for those who identify as “mother”.’
Lots of nasty things are making a comeback
‘Lots of nasty things are making a comeback. Measles, rickets, George Galloway...’
These are all the awards I won running in the women’s category
‘These are all the awards I won running in the women’s category.’
Homes to go to
Forget your leader
‘Forget your leader – just take me to your civil servants.’