Are they on strike?
‘Is this the interval or are they on strike?’

‘Is this the interval or are they on strike?’
‘Once I found a niche my career took off.’
‘How would you like to pay – cash, card, or through the nose?’
‘The night-time economy is not what it was.’
‘Don’t worry – we can Photoshop this.’
‘It’s full of XL Bullies.’
‘Left at the Turkish barber, right at the Turkish barber, cross the road at the Turkish barber...’
‘Don’t worry mother, I’m not interested in vaping. I’m a cigar man.’
‘It’s a “Tory voter under the age of 25”.’
‘Relax – it isn’t ultra processed.’
‘Today we made cards for those who identify as “mother”.’
‘Lots of nasty things are making a comeback. Measles, rickets, George Galloway...’
‘These are all the awards I won running in the women’s category.’
‘Forget your leader – just take me to your civil servants.’