What would go well with a range of food intolerances?
‘What would go well with a range of food intolerances?’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Puberty blockers
You need to leave
‘I’m sorry darling, but the diversity, equity and inclusion officer says you need to leave.’
You can keep yours
‘You can keep yours.’
Convert them
‘Now I need to convert them into paid subscribers.’
School bag search
All present
‘All present and politically correct, Sah!’
You must feel terribly isolated in the Conservative party
‘You must feel terribly isolated in the Conservative party.’
I never thought I’d find someone like you
‘In my wildest dreams I never thought I’d find someone like you.’
Wednesday
Asylum seekers convert shock
‘So what’s new? People become Christians to avoid going somewhere unpleasant.’
Bonus… bonus…
‘Bonus... bonus...’
Taylor Swift eats her broccoli
‘Taylor Swift eats her broccoli.’
Do you have alcohol-free?
Do you have alcohol-free?
I joined a tanning salon
‘I joined a tanning salon.’
No-fault eviction
This book on the paranormal won’t write itself
‘Well, must get on, this book on the paranormal won’t write itself.’
There’s someone even more unpopular than us!
‘Good news! There’s someone even more unpopular than us!’
A single vent would be better
We’ve decided to delay having a child until you retire
‘With the cost of child care, we’ve decided to delay having a child until you retire.’
Dog whistles
‘I don’t answer to dog whistles, bigot!’