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Wednesday
Take me to your fat jabs
‘Take me to your fat jabs.’
I don’t suppose you’d consider a U-turn?
‘I don’t suppose you’d consider a U-turn?’
Which service do you require?
‘Which service do you require – fire, police, ambulance or Robert Jenrick?’
Blood donor…
Wednesday
Not Nigel Farage
‘Let’s be realistic about these wishes – I’m not Nigel Farage’
I’m ex-forces
‘I’m ex-forces, so… I’ve had worse accommodation.’
Listening to TikTok videos without headphones?
‘Listening to TikTok videos without headphones? Seems reasonable to me...’
Shall we get another puppy?
‘Shall we get another puppy?’
The charge is offendaphobia
‘The charge is offendaphobia. How do you plead?’
What can you recommend that’s influencer-approved?
‘What can you recommend that’s influencer-approved?’
Hell is other AI
‘Hell is other AI.’
Belfast
Two words for you – “Speedo Summer”
‘Oh dear, two words for you – “Speedo Summer”.’
Sorry to hear of your…
She just texted her first word
‘She just texted her first word.’
Wednesday
Identify
‘I identify as a fish’
Mrs Goggins dies of old age before she gets compensation
‘In this one Mrs Goggins dies of old age before she gets compensation.’
Before we get too serious
‘Before we get too serious I must ask – do you want puppies?’