We could trawl the kingdom
‘We could trawl the kingdom for the foot that fits this glass slipper... or we could view the sex tape.’
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Wednesday
Hold the front page!
‘Hold the front page!’
He can’t play
‘He can’t play – it’s triggering his fears about climate change.’
Me? I killed someone
World war 3
‘At least a thermonuclear bomb should warm things up a bit.’
I was only creating orders
‘I was only creating orders.’
We decided to stay together for the sake of the podcast
‘We decided to stay together for the sake of the podcast.’
We could earn this much being junior doctors
‘Do you know we could earn this much being junior doctors?’
Wednesday
January is a lousy time
‘January is a lousy time to give up alcohol.’
Just speeding up the compensation process
‘Just speeding up the compensation process.’
Let Rishi be Rishi
Buying a house is easy
Get your burglary made into a TV drama
‘Get your burglary made into a TV drama and we’ll get back to you.’
I can’t find enough men for a press gang
‘Due to manpower shortages, I can’t find enough men for a press gang.’
Shipping forecast
Please stop tearing up the post
‘I know you’re angry, but please stop tearing up the post.’