Sex tape
‘Apparently there’s a sex tape.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
I’m worried about how much time he spends online
‘I’m worried about how much time he spends online. Do you think we should Google it?’
This is the last time I do dry January
I’ve got my 18-month-old playing darts
‘I’ve got my 18-month-old playing darts.’
Wednesday
Resolutions
Rodin’s undecided voter
Failing Dry January
‘What do you recommend to go with failing Dry January?’
Red Sea
‘This is the Red Sea – I’m not taking chances.’
They arrived within minutes and said there was nothing they could do
‘The police were very good. They arrived within minutes and said there was nothing they could do.’
It’s so hard going back to work after Christmas
‘It’s so hard going back to work after Christmas.’
We’ve let it rest enough
‘I think we’ve let it rest enough.’
Survivor’s guilt is killing me
‘Survivor’s guilt is killing me.’
Monday
They laughed and called you names
‘They laughed and called you names? I’ll launch an inquiry into these bullying allegations.’
He’s right, kids
‘He’s right, kids, there’s nothing here that bans short selling.’
Ctrl, Alt and Delete
‘OK, I’ve pressed Ctrl, Alt and Delete but it hasn’t made any difference.’
UHU
‘All I want for Christmas is UHU.’
